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Okay, by now you've probably heard the story of the lovesick astronaut who drove 900 miles to supposedly murder her rival.
"Nowak raced from Houston to Orlando wearing diapers in the car so she wouldn't have to stop to go to the bathroom, authorities said. Astronauts wear diapers during launch and re-entry. "
Myself, I take care of business at the Flying J while gassing up. Not a diaper guy. Not yet anyway. ::OldMan::
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Originally Posted by cam76034
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YUK!!!
Drill a hole through the floor board and get yer self a funnel with a hose attached.http://www.websmileys.com/sm/crazy/1092.gif
"Here's Craig Simmons, creator of Weightnessless Watchers".
Kenny: "Yeah, for fat astronauts."
Vic: "Right you are, Ken."
Kenny: "Ass-tronauts."
Vic: "Kenny?"
Kenny: "Ass-tro-nauts."
Vic: "Uh, Kenny..."
Kenny: "Ass-tro-nauts."
Vic: "All right, Kenny, let's get back to the action."
This is the greatest news story in years. If you drive 900 miles in your own dooky and pee pee, you are CRAZY! I can't wait for the made for TV movie where Julia Roberts plays her.
She should have no trouble pleading temporary insanity. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Mathews2004
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Originally Posted by black roadster
Temporary? 900 miles worth of dookied pee isn't temporary.
Maybe she's crazy like a fox.Quote:
Originally Posted by black roadster
Has anyone asked the question: "What the hell kind of car can go 900 miles on a tank of gas????"
I mean, you'd HAVE to stop at least once or twice... unless those precious seconds spent in the little girls' room are really going to throw your whole kidnap/murder plans into a tailspin and keep you from getting back home in time for Wheel of Fortune...
I've known some crazy chicks in my life, but... yowza!
You say she's Redd Foxx?Quote:
Originally Posted by sammm
http://image.com.com/mp3/images/cove...735828o9we.jpg
Bingo! My point exactly. I can go a little over 600 miles on a full tank in my F250, so I'd still have to stop once.Quote:
Originally Posted by trickyrix
Maybe it's exclusive to astronauts, wearing a diaper every time you take a long trip of any kind.
:clap: I heard they found this in the front seat too.Quote:
Originally Posted by cam76034
http://www.humorgazette.com/images/tang.jpg
...and some of this too?Quote:
Originally Posted by sammm
http://www.vinospritbolaget.com/images/smirnoff.jpg
Was it in her diaper?::Rimshot:Quote:
Originally Posted by sammm
::Ban::Quote:
Originally Posted by Majik
::Banana:: ::Banana:: ::Banana:: ::Banana:: ::Banana::Quote:
Originally Posted by Majik
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hmmm, my old CRX HF could do 500. My Ram can do 650 if I don't flog it. I don't know of a car that can do 900 miles in stock trim.
At least she was used to sitting in her own feces.
I'll say one thing about the guy involved in this whole deal... the Tang must be really good if you don't mind waking up next to this:
http://images.spaceref.com/news/2007/nowak.mugshot.jpg
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Originally Posted by HudsonHawk
The MSM can go 275 on an average tank:burnrubr:
If you just drove 900 miles on 1 diaper you'd look like that too! ::Banana::Quote:
Originally Posted by trickyrix
Mine goes 325 on the average tank full. 350 if I baby it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Magma
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Originally Posted by Radio-Active
Nice, I guess I just chalk it up as added cost of the mods, though I do spend 300 miles per week in Bumper to Bumper
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Originally Posted by trickyrix
I saw that and my first thought was she must have just realized she ::BaHump:: her life.