Reply With QuoteI remember, on a 6th grade school trip there, buying a giant foot long Texas sized cigar that said "Six Flags" on the side.Originally Posted by jrj512
I named it Monica.
Six Flags ash trays
Sammmy's ash tray that he has for sale reminded me of the old days at Six Flags. Does anybody remember that game they had where you can toss the dime and if it lands on one of the ash trays, then you win an ash tray. It just seems so comical now in these PC days that Six Flags used to give ash trays to children as prizes. I remember bringing them home to Mom, even though no one in our house smoked.
I remember, on a 6th grade school trip there, buying a giant foot long Texas sized cigar that said "Six Flags" on the side.
I named it Monica.
Our church youth group from oklahoma was at six flags sometime when I was in junior high or high school in the mid-late 70's. Can't remember the exact name of the ride but it was a river adventure with pirates and stuff.... anyway, at the souvenier store next to it I bought a sword... yes a real life actual metal sword for like $30. The blade is about 2 1/2 ft long with a metal cover that goes over your hand/knuckles and a sheath for the blade. I carried around the park for the rest of the day and then home on the bus. nobody ever said a wordIt's still in the closet up at my parents house, hadn't thought about it in years. can't imagine doing that these days. heck, they'd probably make me ditch my keychain sized swiss pocket knife now if I tried to take it into the park.
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La Salle's River Boat Ride. It was a fav of mine.
Skull Island, anyone?
I busted my knees up on that slide that came out of the skull. The slide that was attached to the tower was fun also. I could catch air on the last hump. Also the overhead cable cars that would take your from one side to the other.
But my favorite was when my ex and I went with her parents. Her mother is deadly afraid of heights. When we entered the elevator to go to the top she was in the middle and could not see out. When the doors opened and every one got off she FREAKED OUT. She had to crawl on her hands and knees around the tower to get to the other side to reload for the trip down. The whole time she was screaming and crying FREAKING LOUD.
Hmm what is decent? Are we talking about your decent or my decent? I'm just curious because I don't want to offend anyone else's decent...
Wow! I had the same thing happen to me with POS Racing!
Yes, I had to surrender mine.
There was a game on the midway at the state fair that gave out cigarettes as a prize. I won a carton of Lucky's and gave them to my uncle. IIRC cartons were about $2.00 at the time.
At 6 flags my favorite were the giant canoes that would hold 30 people or more and everyone had to paddle. I remember the poor college kids that had to dress up as indians and try to get everybody to paddle in unison. Funnier than the show at the Wild Horse saloon. Shoot outs in the street! How PC was that?!
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We are leading the world to democracy by example.
I worked the Sartorial Parlor which opened up to the square where they had the gunfights, every hour. Witnessing 8 to 10 shootings a day, with at least 4 or 5 "deaths" per episode; after an entire summer, I became numb to gun violence.
There were a couple of places where one could jump the fence and get in behind some of the attractions. From behind the scenes on La Salle's river boat, you could see the working noisy hydraulics and mechanics of the pirates and wildcats and cannons. Same thing with the Mexican La Fiesta train ride where the bandidos would throw open the windows and open fire. It was fun to get in there with the figures shooting guns at the tourists and wave at them. Amazingly, I never got caught.
Is anybody else old enough to remember the stage coach ride? That's right, a real stage coach pulled by horses that ran along a trail and through a stream, in the area where the ampitheater was later built. Later on they had concerts there, I remember Pure Prairie League appearing once.
Touche'That wasn't a ride. You're just that friggin' old.
Never trust anybody over 90.
A few notes about this Spiel:
This is not an "official spiel".
This is similar to what was actually said during the 1974-77 seasons.
Each "River rat" spieled differently from the others and even an individual's own spiel could vary between trips. Each captain had alternate remarks for the various animations and added comments if the boat was running slow.
The spiel also changed over time, especially since the animations were occasionally changed.
Around 1975, one boat was renamed the "Belle" in honor of Alan Bell, a supervisor at the time, which was interesting, as one of La Salle's boats was actually named the Belle
LaSalle's River Adventure (Unofficial)
Six Flags Over Texas
Mid 1970s
Good day my friends, I would like to welcome you aboard our little French Riverboat the [Nadine, Elizabeth (Belle), Juliet, Annabelle, Henrietta, Suzanne, Marguerite, Maria, Isabelle, Paulette, Georgette]
I am your captain and as we pull away from the dock, I would like to remind you to keep your arms and legs inside the boat at all times, for if you leave them out for just a 'little too long', ....they may come back a 'little too short'.
Leaving the Dock
Boat pulls away from dock and starts around a corner
For we will be traveling down the dangerous Lavaca river which in 1861, our leader, Cavalier De LaSalle sailed looking for an alternate route to the Mississippi River. But he has was never been heard from since.
So that we don't meet up with his same fate, I have sent ahead a French Riverboat captain and two river scouts, Jacques and Pierre, there camp should be just around this bend,
but wait� /excited voice/.... oh no� it looks as though the Indians have attacked the camp.
Campsite
a campsite; fires burning from the battle;
dead Indian figures laying on the ground;
dead riverboat pilot lying on a sea chest with an arrow in his back
There is our river boat captain, lying on his chest. That's him in the arrow shirt. It looks as though he got the point of the Indian message.
But I don't see our river scouts, Jacques or Pierre, anywhere about, perhaps they escaped with their lives and we can find them as we continue our journey down the river. I certainly hope so, because we will be lost without them.
Over to my left is a pack of hungry timber wolfs and it looks like they had someone over for dinner. I don't think that they will be bothering us.
Timber wolfs
Pack of wolfs sitting around a pile of bones.
Over to my right is a more friendly scene. Some friendly Tejas Indians are helping the Friar build the Mission San Francisco de los Tejas.
Spanish Mission
Partial log mission, Indians carrying logs
Friar looking at scroll and nodding up and down.
You know, though, they have been building that Mission for 17 years and they still aren't through. Maybe they should just rename it....'Mission Impossible.'
But wait, /quietly/ up ahead is a Spanish Fort. And as you all know, Spain and France have been at war for ten long years over this little piece of land known as Texas. Perhaps if we are very quiet, we can sneak by. But wait, they have spotted us.
Spanish Fort
Spanish Officer raises up in the fort watch tower
and drops his sword signaling the cannons to fire.
Each of three cannons begin to fire, three times each.]
// As the cannons fire�
Oh no. I near miss to the front and another to the side. We will have to abandoned ship, Women and Children first, AFTER THE CAPTAIN OF COURSE. But wait, they have stopped. It appears as though the Spanish can't even hit the broad side of a little French River boat and we can continue on our journey in safety.
But don't look to my right. There's Jacques and Pierre, our two French River Scouts, hanging from that tree.
Jacques and Pierre
Two French river scout type figures
are hanging by their necks from a tree branch.
Oh well:
It looks like they are at the 'ends of their ropes'.
Oh Jacque and Pierre, they always were the 'swingers of the swamps'.
There they are, just 'hanging around'.
It seems that they found the last 'stretch of the river.'
I guess we will just have to travel on without them, but wait, look up in that tree, it is the Famous French Fur Trapper, Francis. I'll just ask him if it is safe to go on.
Fur Trapper
French fur trapper sitting high in a tree, shaking his head.
// Yell out of the boat.
Francis, is it safe to go on?
Look, as you can clearly see, he is shaking his head back and forth, which in French means � 'no.' We could turn around, but I don't think we would get past that Spanish Fort again, so we will have to continue onward.
You can also see Francis shaking his leg back and forth. After 17 years in that tree, I think that is French for... 'I need to go to the restroom.'
But wait, did you hear something ahead?
//popping sound
Cross Fire
Indians on inside of river shooting at Frenchman hiding behind wine barrels on the outside of the river. Wine is leaking out of barrels shot in the fire fight.
Oh no, we are caught in a cross fire between these Indians on this side and our own Frenchman on the other. Everyone down to the bottom of the boat, for it would be quite a shame to be shot by one of our own country men.
I think that we made it safely by.
But look what the Indians have done to those barrels of wine. Once King Louie finds out what is happening to the wine that he is shipping to Texas, he will start sending Milk instead.
We have now entered the most dangerous part of the river, the 'uncharted territories'. As you can see, everywhere are dangerous alligators, just waiting to make a meal of us. Why I have been told that there was once an English Teacher that stuck her hand outside of the boat right here,
// pointing to alligators open mouth....
and now, she is teaching 'shorthand.'
Oh no, everyone down, that's a Caddo war party and those arrows are poisoned tipped, one scratch would mean instance death. That was very close, luckily they have decided not to fire.
War Canoe
war canoe appears and moves behind the bushes
Pop-Up Bear
beside the boar on the other side, a bear pops up and growls
Don't worry, that just a bear fishing for his dinner in the river.
Over here is a Caddo Indian burial pier, the Indians buried their dead six feet above the ground in the hopes that that would give them a head start to the happy hunting grounds above.
Here a momma bear and her cubs are stealing some honey from those bees. And boy are those bees mad. Then again, I bet you would be pretty mad if you came home one night and found out that some animals was � trying to steal 'your honey.'
Over here is an Indian village and the Medicine man is trying to ward off the evil sprits.
Indian Village
Hay ya, Hay ya, Hay ya
Indian Medicine man dancing around pot on the fire
Indian women cleaning clothes in the river
But wait, //excited// if you look carefully, you will see that all of the warriors are gone from the village. And when all of the Indian warriors are gone from an Indian village, it can only mean one thing,
.....'they are somewhere else.' Lets hope that we don't find out where.
Wait, everyone quite, there's a cougar looking for his dinner, one wrong move and we will be it.
Quite everyone, � careful,
Careful,
The Cougar
cougar is on a branch hanging out over
the river next to the boat, slowly the
boat passes the cougar by.
// Very loud scream:
on no, look out.
// calmer // - I thought he had that little fat man at the back of the boat.
Bear fighting Timber wolfs
Large bear waving off five timber wolfs.
Here to my right a bear is fight off a pack of hungry timber wolfs. And as you can clearly see, he is fighting them... 'bear handed'. I bet that he will... 'barely' escape from that situation. I just can't ...'bear' to watch.
Look though, there are only five wolfs in that pack. If there had been one more, that poor bear would have been up against 'a six-pack'.
Oh no, everyone to the side of the boat, as you can see on my right, there's a river whirlpool dragging that poor soul to a watery grave.
The Whirlpool
hand sticking up from the water
holding a stick going
around (causing?) in a whirlpool
There is one thing that I can say about him however, he sure knows his way 'around' this swamp�
....and around� and around�w
Over here is a more friendly scene, a group of beavers are hard at work building a dam. But wait a minute, look out,
Beavers
Beavers standing in clearing near small tree
//excited// that tree is going to fall,
T I M --- B E R.
a long but very thin tree crashes into
the river just beside the boat.
Why, I do believe if that tree had been just a little bit longer, this boat would have been ....just a little 'bit shorter'.
'Leave it to Beaver' to pull a stunt like that.
It seems that one have come to a fork in the river and I don't know which way to go. I guess we should try this way.
But look out, everyone down. We are surrounded by Caddo Warriors. I guess we should have gone the other way.
War Party
Indians on both sides of the River
threaten the boat with spears and arrows.
Everyone smile and perhaps they will think we are friendly. It looked like it worked, they are letting us pass,
but, oh no, here is why. We are heading for a waterfall and a solid rock wall behind it. The river is much to narrow to turn around here and we can't go back past those warriors. I guess this is the end of our journey
The Waterfall
ahead is a Water fall and behind it is a solid rock wall.
// The captain stops the boat.
But wait, the wall is opening.
// Boat starts back up.
We must have discovered a secret Indian treasure cave, for the Indians were known to hide their treasure in caves such as this.
The Cave
treasure chest with dead skeletons. (as opposed to live skeletons?)
looks more like a pirate cave than an Indian cave.
Look out,
// skeleton swings out from the dark.
It looks like that pour sucker has been on 'a crash diet'.
There is the treasure, it looks like many that have tried to take it have paid with their lives.
Oh no, the walls behind us are closing, we are trapped inside.
// boat moving very slowly.
But wait, the walls in front are opening, the Indians are repaying us with our lives for not disturbing their treasure.
And look, there is the flag of France, viva La France, we have made it back to Fort St. Louis and safety.
Back to Dock
Back where we started
As the boat approaches the dock, I would like to remind you to keep your arms and legs inside the boat and please remain seated until the boat comes to a complete stop.
I hope you enjoy your day here at fun filled Six Flags Over Texas.
Crew claps and cheers and goes wild.
End of Spiel
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Unloading Spiel: // in sort of a rambling manner.
Please watch you head as your heading out, and watch your step as your stepping out, but most importantly of all, watch out for my poor aching feet.
You see I have been standing on them all day long, and so have about a hundred other people. The difference is, I like to stand on the bottoms, and they like to stand on the tops.
Why just this morning a spaceship full of half-crazed Martians landed at the front gate, got out of their ship, checked their brains in at the public lockers and came down here just to step on my feet.
Enjoy your stay here at Six Flags Over Texas and remember that there is only [insert exact count] shopping days left until Christmas.
Now that really brings back memories.... Are we to assume that you were a River Rat?
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What I'd like to know is if he actually remembered all that for 30 years, or if it was written down somewhere.... I could almost believe remembering it after 30 years after thinking of some of the weird shit i remember from school.......
Ummm...she either has a remarkable, some might say, pornographic memory, or else she somehow managed to hold onto some old script from over thirty years ago...either way I'd say it's a piece of Texas history that needs to be preserved.
hmm... somehow i missed it was Carazzie posting, i thought it was you cam. Go reading comprehension!
Sorry!
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