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  1. 05-04-2009, 07:55 AM #1
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    Default Headline of the day

    http://www.breitbart.com/article.php...show_article=1
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    Why did the muggers have a marching band baton?
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    Quote Originally Posted by randy7601 View Post
    Why did the muggers have a marching band baton?
    The girl had the baton...
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    My brother had a friend in high school who beat off 3 guys with his drum sticks. He did get stabbed but when he left all three were unconscious. Marching band drum sticks are pretty thick.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sharpie View Post
    My brother had a friend in high school who beat off 3 guys with his drum sticks.
    Did they give them back when he was finished?
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