A woman walks into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" She asked.
"Hunting Flies" He responded.
"Oh, killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, 3 males and 2 Females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked: "How can you tell them apart?"
He responded, "Three were on a beer can, and two were on the phone".::Banana::