A few people at the Olympics need to read Aligator Hide.

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08-13-2008, 10:15 AM
Ataim

A few people at the Olympics need to read Aligator Hide.

Its just a JOKE, come on.

http://sports.yahoo.com/olympics/bei...yhoo&type=lgns
08-13-2008, 10:24 AM
CosmosMpower

Stupid Racist Bastard Wetbacks! ;)
08-13-2008, 10:29 AM
cam76034

Our sponsors, those package monkeys at IPS, insisted!
08-13-2008, 10:33 AM
Titus

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Originally Posted by CosmosMpower

Stupid Racist Bastard Wetbacks! ;)

Yeah... how dare they implicate that all of "you guys" are so short that you have to stand on your toes to be seen. ;)
08-13-2008, 10:37 AM
jrj512

I would have done the ol' Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees, Look at these! routine from my childhood for the camera. Actually, POS Racing still does it regularly.
08-13-2008, 10:40 AM
POS Racing

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Originally Posted by jrj512

I would have done the ol' Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees, Look at these! routine from my childhood for the camera. Actually, POS Racing still does it regularly.

Actually I am doing it right now! ::db2::
08-13-2008, 10:41 AM
Ataim

Would they be offended if they had a "Chineese Fire Drill"?
08-13-2008, 11:43 AM
Dave04

Just no one mention the "black hole"... OK?
08-13-2008, 11:54 AM
CosmosMpower

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Originally Posted by Titus

Yeah... how dare they implicate that all of "you guys" are so short that you have to stand on your toes to be seen. ;)

Aren't you a good 6 inches shorter than me? ;)

At least "us guys" aren't all balding with a size 42 waists plagued with dickiedoo syndrome ::Banana::

(when the stomach sticks out further than the dickie do)
08-13-2008, 12:09 PM
creek

The two most common words in China used to describe people of European decent are: (Mandarin) Yangguizi, "foreign devil" and (Cantonese) Gweilo, "ghost guy".

You may call it political correctness, I call it offensensitivity.
08-13-2008, 12:15 PM
creek

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Originally Posted by Dave04

Just no one mention the "black hole"... OK?

It looks like Mr. Price thinks that all angels are white and all devils are black. Who is the racist? Does he not understand that "black hole" is an astrological term for an object that sucks in all light and time? I think racism is a black hole.
08-13-2008, 12:29 PM
CosmosMpower

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Originally Posted by creek

The two most common words in China used to describe people of European decent are: (Mandarin) Yangguizi, "foreign devil" and (Cantonese) Gweilo, "ghost guy".

You may call it political correctness, I call it offensensitivity.

I speak Mandarin fluently and I've never heard of the first one, maybe I'm not pronouncing it right in my head. I usually just hear people say "Bai Run" which literally translates into white person.
08-13-2008, 12:35 PM
Titus

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Originally Posted by CosmosMpower

Aren't you a good 6 inches shorter than me? ;)

At least "us guys" aren't all balding with a size 42 waists plagued with dickiedoo syndrome ::Banana::

(when the stomach sticks out further than the dickie do)

Hey.... I'm a size 38!
08-13-2008, 12:39 PM
POS Racing

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Originally Posted by Titus

Hey.... I'm a size 38!

Liar! ;)
08-13-2008, 12:49 PM
tailchaser

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Originally Posted by Titus

Hey.... I'm a size 38!

I don't think he meant your hat size...
08-13-2008, 01:14 PM
Titus

OK... I just had to drop trau right here at my desk to confirm... 38. ::Bleh::

Thank god I work from home!
08-13-2008, 01:47 PM
sammm

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Originally Posted by Titus

OK... I just had to drop trau right here at my desk to confirm... 38. ::Bleh::

Thank god I work from home!

You wear pants working from home? :cat:
08-13-2008, 01:54 PM
tailchaser

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Originally Posted by sammm

You wear pants working from home? :cat:

That's crazy talk.
08-13-2008, 01:59 PM
sammm

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Originally Posted by tailchaser

That's crazy talk.

Exactly!
08-13-2008, 02:01 PM
jrj512

I'm bringing my own chair the next time I go to Sam's.
08-13-2008, 02:10 PM
CosmosMpower

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Originally Posted by jrj512

I'm bringing my own chair the next time I go to Sam's.

Or just bring some Saran wrap, you should have some leftover from co-driving other people's cars ;)
08-13-2008, 02:14 PM
Titus

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Originally Posted by sammm

You wear pants working from home? :cat:

My wife got sick of trying to get the fart stains off of my chair.
08-14-2008, 12:31 PM
blackzx3_13

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Originally Posted by Titus

My wife got sick of trying to get the fart stains off of my chair.

:pukel:
08-14-2008, 12:35 PM
trickyrix

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Originally Posted by Titus

My wife got sick of trying to get the fart stains off of my chair.

If it leaves a stain, I think that would be a shart.

Less fiber.

More cheese.