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    Default A few people at the Olympics need to read Aligator Hide.

    Hmm what is decent? Are we talking about your decent or my decent? I'm just curious because I don't want to offend anyone else's decent...

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    Stupid Racist Bastard Wetbacks!
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    Our sponsors, those package monkeys at IPS, insisted!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CosmosMpower View Post
    Stupid Racist Bastard Wetbacks!
    Yeah... how dare they implicate that all of "you guys" are so short that you have to stand on your toes to be seen.

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    I would have done the ol' Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees, Look at these! routine from my childhood for the camera. Actually, POS Racing still does it regularly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jrj512 View Post
    I would have done the ol' Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees, Look at these! routine from my childhood for the camera. Actually, POS Racing still does it regularly.
    Actually I am doing it right now!

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    Would they be offended if they had a "Chineese Fire Drill"?
    Hmm what is decent? Are we talking about your decent or my decent? I'm just curious because I don't want to offend anyone else's decent...

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    Just no one mention the "black hole"... OK?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Titus View Post
    Yeah... how dare they implicate that all of "you guys" are so short that you have to stand on your toes to be seen.
    Aren't you a good 6 inches shorter than me?

    At least "us guys" aren't all balding with a size 42 waists plagued with dickiedoo syndrome



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    The two most common words in China used to describe people of European decent are: (Mandarin) Yangguizi, "foreign devil" and (Cantonese) Gweilo, "ghost guy".

    You may call it political correctness, I call it offensensitivity.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave04 View Post
    Just no one mention the "black hole"... OK?
    It looks like Mr. Price thinks that all angels are white and all devils are black. Who is the racist? Does he not understand that "black hole" is an astrological term for an object that sucks in all light and time? I think racism is a black hole.
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    Quote Originally Posted by creek View Post
    The two most common words in China used to describe people of European decent are: (Mandarin) Yangguizi, "foreign devil" and (Cantonese) Gweilo, "ghost guy".

    You may call it political correctness, I call it offensensitivity.
    I speak Mandarin fluently and I've never heard of the first one, maybe I'm not pronouncing it right in my head. I usually just hear people say "Bai Run" which literally translates into white person.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CosmosMpower View Post
    Aren't you a good 6 inches shorter than me?

    At least "us guys" aren't all balding with a size 42 waists plagued with dickiedoo syndrome



    (when the stomach sticks out further than the dickie do)
    Hey.... I'm a size 38!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Titus View Post
    Hey.... I'm a size 38!
    Liar!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Titus View Post
    Hey.... I'm a size 38!
    I don't think he meant your hat size...
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    OK... I just had to drop trau right here at my desk to confirm... 38.













    Thank god I work from home!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Titus View Post
    OK... I just had to drop trau right here at my desk to confirm... 38.













    Thank god I work from home!
    You wear pants working from home?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sammm View Post
    You wear pants working from home?
    That's crazy talk.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tailchaser View Post
    That's crazy talk.
    Exactly!

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    I'm bringing my own chair the next time I go to Sam's.

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