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    Default Riddle of the day

    Why don't snakes have balls?
























    Hardly any of them can dance!
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    I don't get it whats dancing got to do with balls
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    Quote Originally Posted by MiataMike View Post
    I don't get it whats dancing got to do with balls
    Cinderella went to a ball
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    Oh, Jesus!!

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    What do you do with an elephant with three balls?
























    Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

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    What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
























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    Quote Originally Posted by cone-cerned View Post
    Why don't snakes have balls?


    Hardly any of them can dance!
    Do you watch Penn and Teller's BS on Showtime???
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miatamoto View Post
    Do you watch Penn and Teller's BS on Showtime???
    How did you know? Penn and Teller have been one of my favorite comedy teams for years.
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    Why do elephants have four feet?
























    Because six inches just wouldn't been enough.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cone-cerned View Post
    Why do elephants have four feet?


    Because six inches just wouldn't been enough.
    ROFL!
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    Quote Originally Posted by cone-cerned View Post
    How did you know? Penn and Teller have been one of my favorite comedy teams for years.
    I was watching the episode on manners and he told that joke! I've got the first 3 seasons of "BS" on DVD.

    Penn used to have a talk radio show that was great, but it ended a couple of weeks ago.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miatamoto View Post
    Penn used to have a talk radio show that was great,...
    I would really like to hear a talk radio show hosted be Teller.
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